peanutgaga:

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(I’m sitting at boarding gate trying to sleep after staying up all night😪

scumfuckus:

personalgremlin:

there’s no shame in admitting that none of us have any concept of how big a whale is

about as big as the car i’m drivin’ on down to the loveshack, baby

opiz:

me when the carbon monoxide level in my house becomes fatal

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davids-harbour:

The Holy Quadrinity

lousolversons:

Revenge is just a different prayer at their altar, darling. And I’m well off my knees.

spongebobhappy10:

sippy-blue:

spongebobhappy10:

sippy-blue:

Mah…. help me… anywone… i can’t see… i need my bankie…..*tears well up in Sippy’s blank eyes.*

Hi my name is spongebob squarepants

Spogebob?? *Sippy sniffles* Dis better not be another prank…

I need help finding my bankie… i cant find it and i was born blind… can you help me?

What are you doing in this abandoned water treatment plant

space-catboy:

>see a pic

> goes “hmm”

> scrolls down

>it’s from picsthatmakeyougohmm

> got me

MW